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Microsoft the Musical

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Lights up on Bill Gates’ room as it might have been in 1969 The papers here reference Bill’s (in)famous ability to jump over an office chair from a standing position There’s a computer mouse in the corner A Hamilton-style entrance for the main character… “His name was Bill Gates!” “Ahaha… wait a second. I’m not Bill Gates.” “Well of course you aren’t Bill Gates!—yet. Bill Gates isn’t a kid anymore. These days? Bill Gates is… more of an *idea*.” the PC revolution is what Microsoft was built on A choreography reference to a series of Surface commercials directed by Jon M. Chu c. 2012 Ariana Grande coming up: cheesy PowerPoint star transition! We’re heading into Verse 2, the gaming verse! The music here references Halo… …one of the largest franchises of all time (70M copies) Forza Motorsport! (~20M copies sold) Minecraft! (~180M copies sold) Gravity doesn’t apply to most blocks in the game Adaptive Controller helps people game no matter their physical ability Xbox consoles are backwards-compatible The magic of Xbox live & voice chat: HoloLens is Microsoft’s augmented reality platform It lets you see holograms… and one of the most famous holograms ever: Azure is Microsoft’s cloud computing platform Amazon, also in Seattle, has the only other major cloud computing product Choreography reference to “Singin’ in the Rain” here And a music reference to Toto’s “Africa” (“I bless the rains…”) coming up: One major breakthrough with quantum computing is the use of 3-state bits (qubits): Two more quantum phenomena: Quantum computers operate near absolute zero (−459.67 °F) Lots of advanced tech is kept under wraps Newer AI agents are going to CRUSH Clippy Former CEO Steve Ballmer is famous for his chant: “developers, Developers, DeVeLoPeRs, DEVELOPERS!!” How is it that everyone here does so much? Right? I don’t get it (Joking:) Maybe there’s something in the water. Hi there! May I please have a latte, but could you add an extra shot of whatever secret ingredient it is that makes people here so successful? One of the most profound lines in 2008 Cult Classic “Kung Fu Panda”… “There is no secret ingredient.” (the strength of the dragon warrior was in Jack Black the whole time) Everyone brings their own. One big problem in access to tech: Another big problem in access to tech: A musical theater classic: Kick line! Microsoft’s mission statement:

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100 thoughts on “Microsoft the Musical”

  1. The Awesomer says:

    If the data scientist thing doesn't work out, there's always a career directing broadway musicals for Liam McGregor.

  2. Bibek Koirala says:

    cringeeeee.

  3. Juan Sarmiento says:

    So buying a company that makes something makes you think you came up with it. Interesting.

  4. Derrick Mickle says:

    That was pretty fantastic, excellent production.   Bravo!!

  5. Jonathan Fox says:

    So glad they had so much free time… 🙂 Seriously, I love it and our culture change over the last few years!

  6. Neo says:

    Shot exclusively on the iPhone X 🙂

  7. Mandie Lyons says:

    Great job interns! That was so entertaining and well done!

  8. pskaught says:

    a rewarding learning experience I'm sure.

  9. Micah Birchfield says:

    Somebody please run this through songsmith.

  10. bungair says:

    Good to see hazing is still allowed

  11. José Galvez says:

    when broadway rejects u but microsoft have to doing nothing at all

  12. Jentho Demonie says:

    Vista and Me

  13. Shawn Fedora says:

    WELL DONE!

  14. Анастасия Середенко says:

    Windows phone лучшая мобильная платформа, а Балмер лучший СЕО. Никогда не прощу СатьюНаделлу, он все испортил!

  15. Simba The Beagle says:

    Good, now make your Dev team as amazing as this.

  16. Linen Gray says:

    World domination through a musical.

  17. T. Heck says:

    Love it! =D

  18. metal sheep says:

    👌 BRAVO, BRAVO!! clapping fast 👏👏

  19. John Walsh says:

    Holy crap….that was great!!!!!!! Love the humor in its self deprecation; Amazing interns! Still…..I did wish the barista was Bill Gates. Microsoft makes the world go round. #NEVERAPPLE

  20. Natalie Euley says:

    Fantastic job friends! Y'all are amazing 🙂

  21. S M says:

    At last, Microsft found something they are great at !

  22. pehache2 says:

    Global corporations were already more powerful than many states. They have now their devotees who praise them as if they were praising their god. Creepy…

  23. Eric S. says:

    Pretty cool all the peeps at Microsoft did the music and dance. Nice work!

  24. Anthony L says:

    Impressive to see how musically talented these people are and it's not even the field they work in. Maybe next time you can include some of the non-tech people: janitors, security, maintenance, the people that go unnoticed but help keep the workplace running. 🙂

  25. Huzaifa Ibrahim says:

    This video is amazing. So mindfully created and yes the puns were awesome!

  26. Galavant says:

    3:24 you know they didn't make Minecraft they bought it

  27. Harold E. Roberts, II says:

    I like how they mention the sucky Vista, but not Millennium. They really don't want to admit that piece of software do they

  28. Billy M. says:

    Coming from a Working in IT and builder of gaming Rigs and WS Rigs for professionals – "kinda person", and (Thank You Microsoft Everyday) giving me the ability do this type of work for a living… i really enjoyed this musical. Good Jorb!

  29. Rachel Raqueno says:

    If this isn't Neil Patrick Harris' 2013 Tony's Opening–

  30. atelier- danny says:

    Thanks to these smart guys. I hope they all get employed by Microsoft, and save Microsoft, as Microsoft is really fxxking up and dying.

  31. Crystal Wolf says:

    Ah jeez, my teacher played this in class today.

  32. rePHoLOG says:

    no, windows phone are good, no virus and cache

  33. Khanh Tranvan says:

    Well …..

  34. val42k says:

    "Windows was the bet on which this company was made." Unless one remembers MS-DOS before that, and MS-BASIC before that.

  35. Vincent says:

    Still running Windows Vista best looking windows ever

  36. waynejkvideo says:

    I ❤ Micorsoft's interns!

  37. finbred says:

    Well done. Now eagerly waiting for MS to utilise the talent of its employees during working hours, too.

  38. Mohamed Tahar Keskes says:

    très joli , j'aime beaucoup .

  39. Mauro Ubeda says:

    So… that's why latest Windows 10 version is full of bugs…

  40. nytbff5nffr kguhgy says:

    "Kakoi fikys ya zhe ni chego ne ponimau" прикол)

  41. Bao Art says:

    Exactly what Microsoft does, classic musicals, so the things they make use of outdated technology, and when other tech companies live in 2020, they're still coming to y2k.

    Type a comment with Surface Book, bored with the surface

  42. Tayko says:

    I love Android..

  43. Fernando Abreu says:

    Genius, so-so good. Thanks and great-great job you guys!

  44. Franck Goron says:

    I was a few tables away from yours during the Hackathon, so I’ve been looking forward to this musical…you guys nailed it! You rock!

  45. Robi Hill says:

    I love this!

  46. Andrew Horan says:

    This is the worst thing to come out of Microsoft since Windows Vista. Looks like they missed a beat with this musical too…

  47. James Kilmartin says:

    Great job guys 😎

  48. Ryuzaki says:

    Super legal o musical.

  49. K Hodges says:

    At least Richard Stallman drumming the thinkpad respects my freedom

  50. M S says:

    Excellent and funny.

  51. Turd Ferguson says:

    Can't wait for Microsoft the Musical 2 when the FTC breaks the company up

  52. Kevin Sproule says:

    I guess with all the money they are not paying the interns they can afford to pay for this production. Watching it was like watching a grade school play. It was painful and none of the cast are related to me. Are 90% of Microsoft employees female? Can't they use their creativity to come up with some new products? Excel and PowerPoint are 30 years old.

  53. marina pangeea says:

    Did Microsoft bought the rights for doing such productions f from former communist countries.

  54. Jaio says:

    the protagonist owns a minecraft server

    just puttin that out there

  55. Flora-Belle Smith says:

    We need an official Disney remake

  56. Молоко Канал в отпуске says:

    I hope Microsoft workers will make more musicals…

  57. Молоко Канал в отпуске says:

    4:10 Is somebody using rhos function?

  58. Techosarus Rex says:

    bits of this bought tears to my eye – it is amazing

  59. Dmitriy Goncharov says:

    Keep calm and use Linux 🙂

  60. Alsky says:

    I have a headache now

  61. Ursh anabi says:

    Its gives off a bit of a North Korea vibe. So I'm worried they'll be executed for the vista joke

  62. Austin Staunton says:

    This is amazing! Bravo team!
    Austin
    Commercial Executive
    Dallas

  63. Nuke Censorship says:

    ❤ Linux

  64. Jennifer Dempsey says:

    Well done! Clearly a lot of hard work went into this.

  65. Glory Tshokama says:

    Wawooo…I love it. Great Job Interns. You all are Amazing.

  66. Szymnides says:

    I use a Linux

  67. jvaara says:

    Suddenly I want to work at Microsoft

  68. Tracy Sorensen says:

    It says a lot that so many think this is laudable.

  69. PAUL Pierre says:

    👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻

  70. Ricardo Daniel Berrospi Quispe says:

    feel in love

  71. Mr. Cold says:

    How about time Microsoft sent out that Windows 10 update payload in March 2015 that reeked havoc on Windows 7 operating systems.

    GWX.exe, I bet people who have windows 7 still have it on their PC's. Did Microsoft really get rid of everything when they sent the "patch". I doubt it. Check your folders.

  72. TheMaleWhiteMage says:

    I replied to val42k post but wanted this separate since it is on a different topic.
    Why is there a censored line in the credits? During the 'Thanks' section there is a blurred line that quickly disappears to black than comes back again just as it is scrolling off the screen. If someone was removed from the credits why wasn't the project file reedited?

  73. Zen Rhino says:

    EVERY ONE OF THE 150 MICROSOFT EMPLOYEES WHERE INVOLVED WITH THIS SHOULD BE FIRED IMMEDIATELY!!

    Bill Gates is not an idea. He's a person. Stop trying to pretend like Bill Gates is the Batman and it's just a concept

  74. Zen Rhino says:

    NO MENTION OF BILL GATES & JEFFERY EPSTEIN THOUGH!

  75. Peter Yang says:

    Full score and commentary is now available for viewing on my channel!
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J2H4w_UWZ-A

  76. Nexus Hexus says:

    Work on your Windows 10 QA before releasing this crap!

  77. Hooper DrivesTheBoat says:

    WTF is this? Am I tripping?

  78. Matthew Peel says:

    This was wonderful

  79. Razvan Emanuel says:

    Just got a BSOD while watching this.

  80. jamesw75 says:

    I want the Excel t-shirt.

  81. Sancho Srancho says:

    I hope none of actors were forced into this cringy video.

  82. Gokhan Ozhan says:

    This is ineradicable, really fun to watch. Congratulations folks!

  83. Joe Honest says:

    And I’m never using anything Microsoft again…

  84. Mikey Ross says:

    the future is dark.

  85. Matt Boyer says:

    What made you think this was a good idea?

  86. Nostalgic Millennial says:

    Cringe.

  87. EditorialJoe says:

    Spending time on things like this is why windows search STILL doesn't work half as well as the search function on any Apple product.

  88. Dick Fino says:

    How many of these comments were bought?

  89. Donny Walbanger says:

    This is horrible

  90. Donny Walbanger says:

    The future is weak

  91. Chuck NorrisApproval says:

    Baby boomers: So How does this help sell computers??..
    Gen Z & Millennials: Computers???

  92. Revolutionary Thinking says:

    Peter Yang. So is there a John Yang somewhere in there too. lol google Andrew Yang.

  93. buck Buckley says:

    I just want to know how your computers are better than your competitors and this answered none of my questions.
    Atleast talk about how Macs are overpriced pieces of shit and how for a 32 gig ram machine you can get for 600-1000$ cheaper with windows software than a Mac book air
    But that’s me doing my job for you

  94. Sit Nomine Digna says:

    Stop.

  95. S. Y. says:

    You're making the poor little interns do this? Oh, gosh, it mush be hard to be a Microsoft employee.

  96. Logan Venter says:

    Now if only they could sing…

  97. Vulcanoctus Al-Abass says:

    Sy "no" to corporate propaganda, reject mindless consumerism, embrace mindful custom instead!

  98. Arki Darou says:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SYRlTISvjww
    That's all for me.

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